1040-EZ
First Name: Josephine
Last Name: Almond
Middle Initial: C.
Hip Hop Handle: JoC
Alternate Hip Hop Handle: GoldenCrunk
Date of Birth: 10/1/2006
Social Security Number: LCK-MI-SHIZ [ENCRYPTED]
Occupation: Breast Milk Extracter
Annual Income: 120 Gallons
Work Product: Feces (50 pounds) Urine (48 gallons) Spit Up (12 Gallons)
Rental Properties: Alternate Pack N Play Crib
Rental Income: None
Additional Income Source: Material For Parents, Spokesmodel, Product Tester
Royalties: Bobo Glove, Wubba Nub Pacifier
W-2 Forms: A Bit Starchy, Otherwise Tasty
Schedule C: Deductions
Business Expenses:
Pacifiers: $9.50
Diapers: $139 (Clothe) $2,137 (Disposable)
Petroleum Jelly: $19
Diaper Rash Cream: $29
Wipes: $278
Medical Expenses:
$30 (Nystatin)
$6.99 (Oralgel)
$143 (Liquid Tylenol)
Educational Expenses:
$120 (Mom & Baby Yoga)
Entertainment:
$89 (Jumparoo Brand Rain Forest Entertainment Complex)
Taxable Income:
-$3,027
Estimated Refund (in Breast Milk):
337 ounces
Percentage of Work Product to Be Set Aside For Corporate Tax Relief: All
