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I Just Blogged to Say I'm Sorry

    As many of you know by now, Jane and I over at Baby Squared made us a little mischief. We came up with a plan to pretend we’d had a terrible playdate and trash each other. Jane’s latest post about this is an eloquent confession/apology. Her sentiments reflect mine exactly. What she didn’t mention is that I was the instigator, so any one who feels angry or disappointed, I’m the person who owes you an apology.  

    A blog only works because people trust you, basically. They feel you’re being straight with them. They count on you to be a little dose of honesty (and maybe levity and sanity) in a world that is otherwise overrun by bullshit. So to all those folks who took us at face value and felt betrayed, I’m sorry. We weren’t trying to make anyone feel duped, least of all those who come to our blogs in good faith. We were trying to have some fun, and maybe get folks to think – for a few minutes, anyway – about why people are so malicious on-line. (Hint: cowardice and grievance.)

    Moving on to more pressing subjects, Baby Mamma would like to address what she calls the manicure issue.

    Baby mamma here. Now that doing my nails is one of those lost (read: pre-baby) luxuries, when I get around to it – about once every three months – I like to make it count. This time is was with Orly’s Moonlit Madness. I am not a paid spokesperson for Orly. Yet. Thanks for noticing (Babydaddy didn’t).


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Comments

 

Joanie said:

I'm a little sad we didn't get to see the fake feud play out -- I wanted to see how far you could take the renaming of the twins.  And I loved the attempt to find mean-looking Josie pictures.  Impossible!

January 3, 2008 12:44 PM
 

kendra! said:

Me feels stoopit.

January 3, 2008 12:45 PM
 

amanda said:

Um, yeah, I totally got that it was a joke. It's too bad that other didn't. Maybe next time. I thought it was funny though!

January 3, 2008 1:00 PM
 

Court said:

Anyone with an ounce of sense would have realized you two were kidding.  It was funny, no apologies needed (unless, of course, it's those silly people apologizing for being so unaware you were making a joke).  

January 3, 2008 1:04 PM
 

Felicia said:

Dude!!! That was so funny!! Anyone who reads you guys should and would have know that it was a joke. If they were true Almond addict.

January 3, 2008 1:55 PM
 

chyna823 said:

I was stunned to read the comments and see how many people thought you were serious. Interestingly, many of the posters who thought you were being mean were the meanest in their own posts...

January 3, 2008 2:35 PM
 

Laura said:

no apology necessary.  the post was the funniest thing i've read in some time.  thanks for the laugh.

January 3, 2008 2:41 PM
 

Amy said:

I knew you were joking. It just wasn't funny or well-written, by either of you. That was the main turn off for many, I think.

January 3, 2008 3:18 PM
 

serahrose said:

it's so delightfully funny that so many people thought you were serious!  it made me laugh harder than your posts.  can i come plot with you next time?!  my girl's the same age...

January 3, 2008 3:27 PM
 

Tanja said:

Well, I come from the other side of the pond, from a non-english speaking country  and I thought it was quite clear the two of you were 'goofin' around, as Jane says. Personally, I enjoyed it and laughed out loud reading both your posts. And that is always nice. Keep on the good work.

January 3, 2008 5:18 PM
 

Wilbur said:

I think it was a nice gesture that the 2 writers involved offered apologies for unintentionally offending anyone.  It would be nice if the commentors would try to stop doing the same thing.  No one is better than anyone else because they "got it" when others didn't.

Common courtesy is missing from the internet, it not only makes it difficult to tell what tone something is given in - it also makes it incredibly easy to be mean.  Face to face?  Different story I'm sure.

January 3, 2008 6:06 PM
 

goosey said:

Well, after that dustup you had in Salon with Mark Sarvras, it's kind of hard to tell what's humor and what's bile....

January 4, 2008 12:22 AM
 

Allie said:

Ok...I cant take a joke.  Or get one.  Blame Bush.

January 4, 2008 10:11 AM
 

BB said:

I think it's so sad that you had to explain your joke. I read both of your blogs every day... it's my little break when Junior is sleeping.. and it was totally obvious that you were just messing with each other and us. It was funny... sorry others didn't catch it.

January 4, 2008 11:22 AM
 

Jj said:

Never read your blog again!  Liar's suck!

January 4, 2008 2:42 PM
 

Jennifer said:

Funny. Love it!

January 4, 2008 4:17 PM
 

addknitter said:

Orly Moonlit Madness--duly noted!

January 4, 2008 5:44 PM
 

Jamie said:

You're both hilarious. Don't apoligize for amusing yourselves on your personal blogs.  The whole point is you're not supposed to have to answer to anyone.

January 5, 2008 9:22 AM
 

RikkiTikkiTavi said:

Hee hee.  So, I'm guessing that your lauded tome "(Not That You Asked)" is of the same parentage as your faked dust-up with the estimable Sweet Jane (apologies to Lou Reed) - in other words, it's all fake.  How touching!  How sad that people read your blog and buy your book and just don't get that you are, as you say, faking the whole thing.  Ah, to be middle-aged and clueless again!

Rikki

January 5, 2008 8:12 PM
 

Mongoose Killer said:

That was so sweet of RikkiTikkiTavi to come here and illustrate Steve's point about cowardice and grievance. Nicely done, Rikki!

January 6, 2008 7:19 PM
 

Allie said:

So how about that Britney Spears?   (subtle subject change)

January 7, 2008 6:56 AM
 

Laurel said:

Hey, so after reading both blog entries, I was really plagued by the responses you both garnered.  Honestly, it made me never ever ever want to publish any writing online where comments were an option.  You both had a nice spoof- it was clever, funny, blogish, etc.  She mocked your obsession with Josie and her own "angels".... I must say that the whole thing was nice.  And people freaked out.  Why is this acceptable??? They said mean things about your blog  (and hers) and about your kids. Okay, your apology is nice but I really don't feel like my trust was broken at all.  IT'S A BLOG.  You can feel free to take liberties....not cruel ones, but little ones are pretty okay with most of us!

That's my reaction- all twenty-five cents of it Babydaddy!

January 9, 2008 11:29 PM

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