Question 1:

Define Kookook:

a) The noise emitted by a stuffed Tiki bird

b) Josie's favorite punk band

c) A sweet comestible

d) Nickname for crazy uncle John

Question 2:

To which of the following does the Josielogism "ap-poh" not apply:

a)  Golf ball

b) Tomato

c) Mitt Romney's head

d) A roughly spherical poop

e) Ooops. C & D appear interchangeable

Question 3:

Please select Josie's favorite bath-time accessory:

a) Tah-will

b) Otopu

c) ba

d) duhh

Question 4:

Define "Opedah"

a) Josie's favorite daytime talk-show host

b) The Greek God of Kookooks

c) A command to open whatever drawer/box/device Josie is looking at

d) A psycological crisis born of forbidden feelings toward the Babydaddy

Question 5:

True or false:

When Josie says yehyehyeh she actually means nu.

Question 6:

Ah-gah is to Ah-dah as...

a) Hammer is to sickle

b) Ball is to chain

c) The Writer's Strike is to Hollywood

d) Feelings of human compassion are to Dick Cheney

Question 7:

Josie says _______ to the poopoo? (Fill in the blank)

a) Here's looking at you, kid

b) Have I told you lately that I love you?

c) Byebye!

d) Shit happens

Please mark your answers below, using a #2 pencil