Question 1:
Define Kookook:
a) The noise emitted by a stuffed Tiki bird
b) Josie's favorite punk band
c) A sweet comestible
d) Nickname for crazy uncle John
Question 2:
To which of the following does the Josielogism "ap-poh" not apply:
a) Golf ball
b) Tomato
c) Mitt Romney's head
d) A roughly spherical poop
e) Ooops. C & D appear interchangeable
Question 3:
Please select Josie's favorite bath-time accessory:
a) Tah-will
b) Otopu
c) ba
d) duhh
Question 4:
Define "Opedah"
a) Josie's favorite daytime talk-show host
b) The Greek God of Kookooks
c) A command to open whatever drawer/box/device Josie is looking at
d) A psycological crisis born of forbidden feelings toward the Babydaddy
Question 5:
True or false:
When Josie says yehyehyeh she actually means nu.
Question 6:
Ah-gah is to Ah-dah as...
a) Hammer is to sickle
b) Ball is to chain
c) The Writer's Strike is to Hollywood
d) Feelings of human compassion are to Dick Cheney
Question 7:
Josie says _______ to the poopoo? (Fill in the blank)
a) Here's looking at you, kid
b) Have I told you lately that I love you?
c) Byebye!
d) Shit happens
Please mark your answers below, using a #2 pencil
