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Clio goes commando

A quick anecdote: Yesterday was rainy and miserable, and after a rather cranky morning (we were determined to resist Clio's pleas for her pacifier, and though it meant listening to her scream for about 20 minutes, we won. We won!) I decided to take the girls over to our local indoor play gym. We had a blast. Elsa did a lot of running around flapping her arms and screaming with excitement, and Clio did a lot of playing with balls. She and I also teamed up on Elsa and rolled her around in a cylindrical mat thing, which Elsa absolutely loved, the little thrillseeker.

 

As we were getting ready to leave, and Clio was walking around waving and saying "bye!" to everyone in the lobby area, I noticed a big clump of something coming out of the bottom of her overalls. At first I thought it was a wad of napkins or something that she'd stuffed in there (??) then I got closer and saw that it was, in fact, her diaper. (Not dirty or even terribly wet, thank God). Somehow in the midst of all her running around, it had come off and out from under her onesie and down the leg of her pants like some kind of crazy baby party trick. She literally played her pants off.

 

Someday maybe we'll watch Flashdance together, and during the scene when Jennifer Beals takes her bra off from under her shirt, I'll look over at Clio -- who will be at least 13, because I wasn't allowed to see that movie until I was that old, and I'll be damned if she can -- and say, "you did that with your diaper once when you were little." And she'll roll her eyes at me and say, "I know mom, you told the whole world on your stupid blog." And I'll remind her that I also told the world how much I loved her and how awesome she and her sister are, and hopefully she'll say, "Yeah, I guess so." And then, hopefully, we'll turn off Flashdance and watch something better instead, because, really, it's not a very good movie.

 

 

 

Happy Mother's Day, all you awesome Babble mamas out there. May your children keep their pants on!

 

 

 

 


Comments

 

Jen said:

Jane,

Until now I thought you were an unusually discerning and perceptive writer and generally in the cultural vanguard. Given your review of Flashdance - the single most important/seminal movie of the last 20 years, I may have to seriously rethink that assessment.

May 10, 2008 6:42 PM
 

betty said:

she's a maniac, maniac on the floor...gets sung in our home. often. :)

May 11, 2008 1:52 PM
 

Melissa said:

Really funny!  Happy Mothers Day to you too! (twice)

May 11, 2008 9:12 PM
 

marissa said:

"played her pants off"

I will laugh for days about that.

VERY funny post.

Happy Mother's Day!

May 12, 2008 9:57 AM
 

Roper said:

Jen, I knew I'd stir up some controversy by daring to dis the 'dance! Would I win back your respect if I told you that I believe 'Dirty Dancing' to be on par with 'Citizen Kane' if not superior?

May 12, 2008 10:08 AM
 

churlita said:

Happy Mother's Day twice to you.

Just so you know, my girls are teenagers and they actually kind of like being blogged about, as long as I don't put anything really private up, which I would never do.

May 12, 2008 11:13 AM
 

Jen said:

Jane,

You may have redeemed yourself although I would urge you to rethink placing Dirty Dancing ahead of Skatetown USA in Patrick Swayze's body of work. Both though are infinitely superior to Citizen Kane and my 12 year old self will always be enormously grateful to Mr. Swayze for Skatetown's spotlit solo in leather pants. Carry on.

May 12, 2008 5:12 PM
 

Amy said:

Jane,

I have to agree. I found Footloose more than marginally superior to Flashdance ... but copping to its flaws is on par with trashing Sixteen Candles. Really, now. I double dog dare you (seeing as the the 80s theme looks like it's going to ride its wave in the comments) to find something wrong with Say Anything -- I mean, if you really want to piss people off. While admittedly very LATE 80s teen angst, I'm going to have to disagree with Jen on the seminality of Flashdance. Why don't you take on the trifecta of John Waters, John Hughes and Cameron Crowe and render yourself utterly alienated?

Or, you could just bitch about corn that costs $6.99 for four ears. Really -- corn? How much could the shit truly cost to grow, pick and ship, especially when it's not even organic and probably covered in shit and pesticides? I feel your pain (though I am in Southern California and generally feel all pain when consuming any goods and services. I don't know about you, but we're also spending $700 a month on gas and are thus obvious earth-haters.)

Cheers -- that is, if you're still reading. I'm also a bit punchy and, er, wordy when I'm grading finals at the end of the semester, wondering where on earth my students acquired their writing skills.

Lastly, three cheers for the Elster -- she looks adorable.

May 21, 2008 1:57 AM

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