Baby Squared

Not nice.

Over the past week, Clio has suddenly started using two-word phrases left and right. Things like "More milk," "Clio's shoes," and "You betcha." (Just kiddin' about that last one, folks! *wink*).

 

One of the more interesting phrases is "not nice." It first surfaced (to my knowledge) last Thursday night when my friend Megan and her 17-month-old daughter, Marlie, were over for a pre-VP debate play-date. Marlie made an attempt to sit in Clio's little easy chair, and Clio waved her hand at her and said, quite sternly, what sounded like, "Nah Nye!" It was Megan who figured out what it meant.

 

It blew me away, and yet it made perfect sense -- we use the phrase all the time, when the girls steal each other's toys, food, etc. or misbehave on their own. "That's not nice to take your sister's graham cracker." "It's not nice to throw your broccoli on the floor and laugh maniacally." etc.  I was so impressed with Clio that it didn't occur to me to tell her that it was also "not nice" for her not to let Marlie sit in her chair. (Not that it would have done any good.)

 

Anyway, Clio has said "not nice," a number of times since, when Elsa has gotten in her way or taken something from her. I have to say, it's really quite a clever tactic. (Or is it a strategy?) Instead of a more predictable and id-like "mine," or "No" she appeals to the perpetrator's sense of morality. It's not nice to take my graham cracker. It's not nice to sit down on the ladder to the slide so I can't get past you. It's not nice to try to grab the truck back from me after I take it from you.

 

Is this some sort of social developmental milestone? The fact that she's saying something about other people's behavior and how it affects her, rather than just doing or saying what she wants? Maybe it's not as nuanced as that. Maybe in her little round brain, "Not nice" is just another, longer way to say "no" or "me." Still, it's quite cute, and I can't help being amused.

 

On the other hand, it is just the latest development in a new sense of territorialness (is that a word?) that seems to be growing in both of the girls. Suddenly, it seems like a much larger part of my job as a parent is playing referee. I'm constantly trying to get two toddlers who are too young to fully understand the concept of sharing to do just that. And it can be a drag.

 

Not that the girls never play well together; they often do. Sometimes they even listen when I tell one of them to give something back to the other, or move over and make room -- mama's lap is big enough for two. But more often than not, when one of them is in a sharing mood, the other one isn't. On particularly cranky and contentious days, I find myself envying my friends with just one toddler this age -- friends who don't have to be constantly negotiating and mediating and problem solving; who can, say, give their kid an empty toilet paper roll to play with while they do the dishes without then having to run out to the porch and dig frantically through the recycling bin to find another one before a total meltdown occurs. And then the meltdown happens anyway because one kid hogs both toilet paper rolls. Or one of them decides that in spite of the fact that the rolls are EXACTLY the same, the one their sister has is clearly superior, and they must have it instead.

 

I get tired of having to satisfy two often conflicting sets of absurd toddler needs at once. I get tired of hearing myself tell them to share / be nice / give it back / give her a turn / etc. (I sound like such a mother, for God's sake). I get annoyed at myself for not being more fair and firm and consistent in how I deal with their little tussles. And I feel guilty for the times when I am not able to maintain my patience and perspective and find myself thinking, "Jeez, [Elsa / Clio] is really being an asshole."  When, of course, all she's doing is being a toddler.

 

 

 


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Comments

 

Ellen said:

Just wanted to tell you I love your blog and read it all the time. I have twin boys the same age as your girls and it is amazing how many times I think to myself, "we are dealing with the exact same thing!!" Just refreshing to read and laugh with  someone with the same joys/frustrations!

October 5, 2008 9:02 PM
 

Apri said:

Oh dear I really needed to hear you say this today! I had a mini meltdown with my twin boys earlier today. I went to get them shoes after church and while one twin was fine, the other one screamed, kicked the shoe lady, threw a full out tantrum in the floor of the Hibbet Sports to the point that I was screaming" Just give me a dang shoe I don't care which ones but I am NOT leaving this store without shoes!!!!!!!!!!!"  Then I came home and went into hysterics because I came home and my husband had done nothing while we were gone. I had to call in grammy and have her take them before I did something awful.  I feel horribly guilty and hate myself right now.  It is good to know other moms of twins find themselves not liking their kids at times. Thanks

October 5, 2008 9:34 PM
 

Alyson said:

Yes, "territorialness" is definitely on the rise, as is laying permanent claim to previously shared and/or interchangeable objects and toys.  It's exhausting keeping track of who had what first, and half the time I have no idea who swiped what from whom.

But when it comes to sharing and taking turns with a coveted toy, I have a secret to tell you - passed on to me from another twin mom, who got the idea from another twin mom, who got it from another, and so on and so on:  Singing the alphabet.  I'm not kidding - this is a miracle worker!  When both girls are fighting over the same book or toy or whatever, I say, "OK, Emily.  You can play with bear-bear while mama sings the ABC song.  When the ABC song is over, it's Katie's turn."  I sing the song nice and slow, and when it's over they HAND THE TOY OVER to their sister.  Crazy, but true.  I guess the ABC song is just long enough for the one to feel like she got some quality play time in, but not so long that her sister loses her mind.

Fun times!

October 5, 2008 10:29 PM
 

Julie said:

My twins are going on 4 now, but when the territorial wars started I remember being conflicted about which tact to take.  Should I teach the one who has the toy that they need to share?  Or teach the one who wants to take the toy that they don't always get what they want?  Or should I try letting them work it out themselves?  Or, maybe I just take the toy from both of them saying, "If you can't share it, it gets put away"......?  I guess I ended up mixing it up a bit in an attempt to teach them fairness, patience and how to deal with disappointment.  Someday, maybe they will learn all of this, but the wars continue.  Playful Parenting by Larry Cohen is a fabulous book that taught me how to be playful and sometimes turn the sharing wars into something silly that made us all get over it quickly.  I would recommend this book to anyone with kids aged 2-18, it's fabulous and makes for a much happier mom and family.

On a bright note about sharing, your twins will impress you (and other parents) when they are older and can handle the dilemmas of sharing with other kids with ease.

Love the Palin references (and your blog, as always).

October 6, 2008 12:30 AM
 

Janelle said:

My fraternal twin girls are about three months older than your girls, but we seem to be on the same page as far as milestones in talking.  Kyla told Kara today to 'Be nice,'

Blew me away!!!

October 6, 2008 1:49 AM
 

Melissa said:

What a cute pic!!  I guess with each new accomplishment comes a different challenge.  I bet it's pretty difficult being a referee between the girls.  I don't think it's going to stop until they're off to college.  I remember my best friend and her sister arguing over clothes all during high school, and they were 2 years apart.  

Incidentally, Michael has learned to say "MINE."  He had to learn it at day care because they only time his father and I say it is after he's gone to bed (usually related to Oreo cookies).

October 6, 2008 9:32 AM
 

Sabrine said:

What a cool development! My 16 month old uses two two-word phrases "big girl" and "all gone". I don't think she realises they are two separate words though, that could be interchanged with other words.

Incidentally, I've read that it's much easier to get toddlers to recognise 'taking turns' than sharing, which is a pretty difficult concept; the idea of two people having ownership/rights to the same toilet roll at the same time. I think they get, my turn now, your turn now, a little easier. I try to encourage my toddler to take turns with sand toys with other kids in the playground and seems to work pretty well.

October 6, 2008 9:54 AM
 

snickollet said:

I've actually called Maddie and Riley brats before, to their faces, when I have reached the end of my rope. Ugh.

I'm a big fan of the timer, or, in a variation of the ABC song idea, counting to 10. I vary the speed at which I count depending on the urgency of the situation.

I'm very firm and consistent on this issue--and many others--but to the point of being dogmatic and ridiculous, so you can't win :).

October 6, 2008 10:09 AM
 

Melissa said:

I loved this post, and the paragraph about the toilet paper roll?  I have been there, many times.  My girls are 4 months younger than yours and I like to see what I could be in for!  Thanks!

October 6, 2008 3:27 PM
 

Michele said:

Jane, if you figure out a great way to play referee please share, I'm already feeling your pain and my girls just turned one.  On a brighter note, your girls are so adorable (great pic!) so that must make the days a little easier...

October 6, 2008 4:53 PM
 

Elizabeth said:

I just wanted to say that i know how you feel, I have 2 kids only 14 months apart now that the youngest is cruising and the oldest is just over 2. I am constantly playing referee. I would some days rather be on a football field between two huge angry high school football players with the ba;; coming my way than to be say the mommy when my two kids are in the bathtub and two identical McDonald toddler boat toys are just not the right one.....I sometimes feel as if they have some sixth sense about which toy smells right or something......like the two identical stuffed Barney toys they have (I cannot tell you how long i searched to find the   exact Barney stuffed toy.......) yet they still tug o war...

October 6, 2008 7:25 PM
 

Lena said:

OMG LOL RE: having to find another toilet paper roll!!!! Sometimes I feel like my entire house/car/etc has to have matching (two) items of everything - otherwise, toddler wars ensue. I've tried the counting to 10 trick (will have to try the ABC's too) and to my surprise, it works! I've noticed that the twin that is less wound up at the beginning tends to be the one that will actually _hand over_ the toy (TP roll) when I'm done counting. My MIL also pointed out that me sitting there counting calmly probably also helps the situation. :-)

October 8, 2008 6:52 PM
 

Roper said:

I'm so glad there are so many people out there who can relate!

The ABC song is a great idea -- I tried it the other day, and it was funny; Clio (who loves music / singing) got so excited about me singing the song that she totally forgot about wanting her "turn" with whatever toy it was they were sharing. She just wanted me to sing the ABC song over and over again. Hey, whatever works....

October 9, 2008 9:14 AM
 

Michelle said:

Wow, it is so uncanny how alike my 21 month old and your girls are. Yesterday, she was hoarding toys from her little friend and I lost my head and called her a b**ch to said friend's mother.

What kind of a mother calls her own daughter a b**ch? Come to think of it, I am sure my mother has said the same of me on numerous occasions!

October 10, 2008 7:49 AM

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