Baby Squared

Party Time, Excellent

Elsa and Clio partied hard this weekend. It was non-stop cookies, apple juice and dresses with tights, plus a little dancing and sugar-high stair-climbing thrown in for good measure. The revelry kicked off on Friday, for Santa's annual visit to my place of work, as mentioned in my last post.  The girls loved the cookies, the candy canes, the juice boxes, the carpeted stairs to climb on and long halls to run down. But they were definitely suspicious of the man in red. Not that I blame them. I always found the whole picture-with-Santa experience rather harrowing, even when I was much older than Elsa and Clio are now. If they never want to sit on the dude's lap or tell him what they want for Christmas, it's fine by me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The partying continued on Saturday morning. Any fans of Steve Almond or former readers of his Baby Daddy blog may be interested to know that Steve and his wife just welcomed a new baby boy, Judah Elijah, to the family. I brought the girls over to the Almond residence for a celebratory brunch and virtual bris (Steve recounted the circumcision, which took place at the hospital, in charming detail). I thought the girls would be excited about seeing a new baby -- they like to say "baby," after all. And they enjoy dragging their baby dolls around the house by their feet, feeding them things, whacking their heads against the refrigerator, etc. But they could have cared less about real-live baby Judah. The paper cups, stirrers and creamers from Dunkin Donuts, on the other hand -- woo hoo! And the bagels. My god, did they eat a lot of bagels.

 

We went to yet another party in the afternoon, at my friend Tricia's house. The girls got antsy in the car on the way there, and I began to wonder if it was a mistake to try to hit two parties in one day, but, in fact, the girls had an awesome time. When we got there, music was blasting in the den, and a whole bunch of kids, mostly boys, aged 3 - 8, were almost literally bouncing off the walls: dancing around, rolling on the ground, slamming into furniture, a'whoopin' and a'hollerin'. I thought the girls -- or at least Clio -- would be terrified. But in fact, after observing the madness for a few minutes, they started dancing, too. Elsa even gave a few of her trademark squeals of joy as she busted her moves. I left the room for a few minutes to get some food, and when I came back, Clio was sitting on the couch watching, clapping her hands, grooving to the beat. It was the most comfortable and independent I've ever seen either of them at a party. In fact, I even managed to get in some actual, uninterrupted exchanges of 3-5 sentences with other adults!

 

 The only issue -- as it had been at the other two events -- was trying to keep them from eating, er, everything.  They're both tall enough now that they can reach up and grab things off your standard-sized table, which makes controlling their food intake at parties next to impossible. Elsa scarfed down the equivalent of an entire pineapple (chunked) and at one point managed to grab a handful of guacumole. Clio alternated between cookies and crackers. To watch how those two eat at parties, you'd think we starved them. Then again, they're always happy to eat if it's 1.) A carbohydrate, cheese or piece of fruit 2.) not served on a plate as part of an actual "meal." (Maybe, like me, they feel like if you don't actually sit down to eat it, the calories don't count?)

 

 You would think they would be partied out after all of this, but the next day, they rocked yet another social event -- a tree trimming party at my friend Megan's house. I wasn't there -- I went to Springfield for my co-worker's funeral -- but judging by the pictures they had a fab time:

 

 

 (Doing their Mary-Kate and Ashley impression)

 

 

 

(Captions, please?)

 

 


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Comments

 

amanda said:

Love it! Looks like you've got a couple of party girls on your hands! (and pass along congrats to Steve and fam - that's great news!)

December 15, 2008 4:54 PM
 

Liz said:

Those are some serious party animals!

As for a caption, I'm thinking something regarding the office Christmas party.  They really look like three (very young) coworkers kind of standing near each other, a little awkward small talk, a little too much booze, wondering who's going to make an ass of themselves...

December 15, 2008 5:17 PM
 

Lauren said:

Naw, naw... it'sch coo... I can ha' one moah.  

Is it wrong to suggest that such young kids look drunk?  Oh well.

December 15, 2008 6:58 PM
 

Melissa said:

Hee hee, they do look a little like drunk party girls: the lightweight, giggling from one sip; the overindulger, about to puke; and the level headed one, who had one beer and will have to drive her friends home.

Michael loves parties, too.  Particularly when there are other kids around.  But Santa is out of the question.  I wouldn't even try.  Much screaming, kicking and crying would ensue.

December 15, 2008 8:50 PM
 

chochomom said:

So funny, I have to second the drunk party girls looks. Please convey my congrats to the Almonds. Hope they won't mind you posting a photo.

December 15, 2008 10:28 PM
 

Julia said:

Oh Clio! She has utterly captured my heart in that last picture. Not that she really hadn't already but the face mixed with what looks like a Sandy version of a wine glass just cracks me up.

Which reminds me - I'm working at a toy store just for the holiday season and naturally have found the PERFECT presents for the girls (and you, actually). (Also, yes, it IS necessary and no you cannot talk me out of it. I adore getting presents for people, especially if they are fun toy-things. My children will undoubtedly have a bajillion gadgets that are really for me, not them. Also, I get a 20% discount, so huzzah!) Now here's the question that my mom and I were arguing over; is it better if, say, something comes in different colors, to get two of the same color or two in different colors? On one hand, there's no arguing over which one's better if they're the same because, you know, they're the same, but then my mom thought they needed to establish INDIVIDUALITY and whatnot, and just because they're twins they shouldn't match yadda yadda yadda. So I leave it up to you, as their mother, to decide. E-mail me back with your oh-so-wise answer.

Also, happy early birthday to the girls! I don't know when the actual day is, but since my birthday's on Wednesday I know theirs is coming up. I should know the EXACT day since I understand the pain and annoyance of a near-Christmas birthday, but alas, I don't. I need to work on that.

December 15, 2008 10:41 PM
 

Lori said:

My caption would be, "Looks like these girls have been hitting the juice a little too hard!"

I took one twin to a party Saturday night (well, 4pm).  He's usually the clingy one in strange situations.  When we got there, there were a bunch of kids his age in the playroom having a ball.  I plopped him in and hoped for the best.  Didn't hear from him for almost 20 minutes!

December 16, 2008 11:39 AM
 

Marie Eve said:

I'm really sorry about your co-worker... And thank you for keeping us posted about BabyDaddy...

December 16, 2008 12:43 PM
 

Marie Eve said:

And gosh, I almost missed your reference to Wayne's World!

December 16, 2008 12:44 PM
 

kieransma said:

caption:

"uurrrrrp!"

happy hols, ya'll.

December 16, 2008 3:11 PM
 

Don Mills Diva said:

Wow. Sadly, it would seem your girls have a much more exciting social life than I do.:-)

December 17, 2008 1:24 PM
 

winecat said:

Office Party Aftermath,  it's just adorable.

Please pass on many Congrats to the Almond's and beg them to let us see a picture of Josie and Judah.

December 18, 2008 7:59 PM
 

Kerri said:

Drink up the Mommy/Daddy juice girls...it's gonna be a long night!  The princess in the middle looks like she had a little too much of what the two other little cuties are drinking!  :)  

December 21, 2008 11:18 PM

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