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Our Very Own Stroller Derby

As I write this, the girls are downstairs with Alastair, whining and yelling and crying, as they seem to have been for most of the morning. It was my day to sleep in, and I did it with a vengeance, and earplugs. I probably should go down and give Alastair a hand. Wait....they're quieting down...must mean their mac and cheese is ready...Thank God.

 

Who knows why they're suddenly in terrible moods? Maybe they realize that Christmas is over, and they're feeling the inevitable let-down? I suppose that's one advantage (perhaps the only) of their birthdays being on the 28th. At least, it may prove to be a comfort to them in future years. Just as the thrill of new Christmas toys is starting to wear off, they get another little hit three days later. Actually, we reserved a number of their Christmas gifts for their birthday, because it just would have been too overwhelming for them to open them all at once. As it was, Christmas morning was a little manic.

 

They got some great presents from the grandparents, as well as far-flung uncles and aunts, family friends, etc. But I would like to spend this post congratulating myself (and Alastair) for the awesomeness of the gifts we gave them. There were really only three things -- we wanted to keep it simple; besides, what do they know from presents? -- but well chosen.

 

The first was a very basic, wooden train set -- you know, the interlocking wooden rails, little train cars that stick together with magnets. If I set up a loop of track on the coffee table, the girls will spend up to ten, fifteen minutes just pushing the trains around, saying "choo choo!" About every 10 seconds, a piece of track falls apart, because they don't have the most delicate touch, but no matter -- easily fixed, and around and around they go again. Only problem: they fight over the blue engine (you may have heard of him -- a Thomas something or other? English chap). There is only one. I plan to remedy that ASAP.

 

The second gift was a small Elmo doll for each of them. Things didn't start out very promisingly with this one: the first thing they did was start jabbing the poor little guy in the belly and squeezing his feet, saying "Make it sing! Make it sing!" How inadequate did I feel for having bought them the $6.99 inanimate Elmos instead of the $69.99 super-deluxe Elmo that sings and dances and makes omelettes, or whatever? They'd seen and played with this -- and other -- "singing" Elmos in a toy store, so they'd had a taste of the good life. I know I could have spent a few more bucks and gotten them even basic battery-powered Elmos, but I JUST DIDN'T WANT TO. We have too much battery-powered crap already. Fortunately, just like at the end of a holiday special, where everyone learns the true meaning of Christmas, the girls learned to love their floppy little Elmos, and now insist on cuddling with them in their cribs. They also enjoyed using them in conjunction with gift #3 -- the very best gift of all:

 

 

 

 

 

Doll Strollers! (Dolls already owned.) OK, I realize that the girls don't look particularly happy in this photo. In fact, they look rather like the twin ghost girls in The Shining. But the fact that we got them to stand still and pose like that was a feat. Because all they wanted to do, all day, was push those strollers around and around the house, with various dolls and stuffed animals in them, including non-singing Elmo. By the end of Christmas day, they were navigating over the thresholds of the childproof gates like pros.

 

If your home has a circular floorplan, and you have a toddler, you really must get one or more of these things, or something similar. (What is it with toddlers and pushing / pulling things?)  Hours of entertainment, with only occasional need for parental intervention, in the case of minor wheel entanglements. Honestly, it took a lot of willpower to wait until Christmas to give them these. I knew they would adore them, having seen them glom on to the strollers at other kids' houses. Only drawback is that they also want to sit in them themselves, which they really are too big to do. We're working on enforcing a dolls/stuffed animals only policy, but it's tricky.

 

Anyway. The best part of Christmas was the family and the food and the memories and blah blah blah. All that unmaterialistic stuff we're all supposed to say and remember. But seriously? Giving toys to little kids is a blast. It's fun to see their excitement, it's fun to play with them, and it's really fun that they are perfectly content to play with their new toys by themselves. At least for a little while, until the novelty wears off. (On that note: I think we need to start instituting some kind of toy-rotation program, where we take toys in and out of circulation for a few weeks at a time. Our house is just too small to keep everything out, and half the toys don't get played with anyway because they're buried under other ones.)

 

On a completely different note: holy crap! The girls turn TWO tomorrow!!

 

 

 

Enjoying a short winter's nap with Grandma Jaycee and special occasion out-of-the-crib ga-gas (pacifiers).

 


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Comments

 

Liz said:

Merry Christmas, and happy almost 2nd birthday!

My daughter got a small but floppy-headed talking Elmo in her stocking, too.  And she won't put it down!  I wish my dad had gotten the silent version, since she's young enough that she wouldn't know the difference... :-)

December 27, 2008 2:38 PM
 

Melissa said:

Happy Birthday Elsa and Clio!  Looks like they had a great Christmas.  I took advantage of a weekend at grandma and grandpa's to steal a little "me and daddy" time.  We took 2 trips to Best Buy and one lunch alone.  Next week I'm off, and will be taking the boy to daycare so I can get a little more peace on earth.

Time continues to fly, huh?  Michael is one month behind the girls.  I reserved some of his Christmas stuff for his birthday as well.  Saves me a shopping trip.

December 27, 2008 9:45 PM
 

churlita said:

Merry Christmas to your family and happy birthday to the girls. They are growing up so fast!

December 27, 2008 11:37 PM
 

tia said:

I can totally relate to the pushing/pulling toy.  My son got a shopping cart from Nana this Christmas and it entertains my super busy 16 month old for at least 10 minutes of laps backwards and forwards.  He also gets to fill it up and dump out the toys/canned goods he has collected which is just one more plus!  The other toys which entertain for years (or long enough for me to actually dry my hair/eat a bagel without it being snatched away to feed a miniature foodie) are the ride on ones.  Or the combo ride on/push/load and dump toys such as my son's dump truck.  I love it!

December 28, 2008 1:03 AM
 

April said:

Merry Christmas. We also rotate toys or more accurately store them downstairs thinking maybe they might play with them again only to bring them out and the boys still not play with them more than 1 day.  Oh but if their friend has that same toy at their house my boys insist on fighting over that same toy they won't play with at their house and discarded months ago.....

Consignment sales are your friend for getting rid of and getting cheap new toys!  

My boys get wayyy too much junk. They have now taken over our living room and their playroom which was suppossed to be my dining room.

December 28, 2008 11:02 PM
 

mama de marlie said:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ELSA AND CLIO!!!!!

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

December 29, 2008 10:21 AM
 

Heather said:

Idea for the rotation thing: Get five or seven plastic bins divide up the toys (you could do less bins). Each day a bin comes out, the kids play with the stuff inside. At the end of the day it all goes back in the bin and tomorrow brings a different bin with “new” toys. The kids don’t get bored with the same stuff and you don’t have a ton of crap lying around.

Congrats Jane on making it two years as a momma!

December 29, 2008 10:27 AM
 

EG said:

Thank GOODNESS for the circular floor plan!  I recommend that anyone considering children buy a house with a circular floor plan.

Yep, my project for this week is to pack up all the toys that are "baby" toys or that I find extremely annoying, and put them in the attic.  Make room for the Christmas haul.  Then re-do my toy rotation bin.

It was the year of the choo choo for us, and it sounds like we got the same Thomas train.  I haven't set ours up yet.  I have an elaborate plan involving moving furniture.  Not because of the train, just because I'm pregnant and it makes me want to move furniture.

Anyway, I'm glad you guys had a successful Christmas!

December 29, 2008 1:51 PM
 

winecat said:

Merry Christmas and TWO already!

They do look extremely serious with their strollers I just figured they were taking their new responsibilities to heart.

December 29, 2008 4:03 PM
 

Julie said:

Happy birthday from Harper to Elsa and Clio!  Harps can now count to two...and  occasionally 3, but we don't have to worry about that for another year.   We, too, got a doll stroller for Christmas, as well as a stocking stuffer baby boy doll that (I think) she connects with the baby boy currently residing in my belly.  She loves it, drags it around, and sleeps with it. Less popular, but still riding in the stroller occasionally, are the Baby that Snores (but sounds like it's purring) and the Baby that Pees, both gifts from Chris's family.

The other hit of the Christmas season?  Small cookset with fake food.  We love cooking hotdogs and donuts.

Happy birthday, girls!

December 29, 2008 8:57 PM

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