Wanna hear some gross hotel stuff...probably not but I have to get it off my chest.
In Austin, TX the band we were touring with checked into the Travel Inn.
After hanging out on a bed for a while, one of them noticed that something was crawling on him.
He pulled the covers down and found hundreds of baby cockroaches crawling around.
Then, at a rest stop I got caught up in a conversation with a woman whose family had to check out
of the Memphis Travel Lodge due to severe bed bugs!
Her and her children had bites (welt-like) all over their bodies.
I guess my complaints about the beer cans all over our room when we checked in
and the "double" beds that were really single size (see below),
and the persistant knocking on our door from housekeeping every 30 minutes pales in comparison.

I won't watch those, "Find out the truth about hotel rooms" shows but I do pull down the covers of each bed in every hotel room we encounter.
On the flip side, any hotel under the name Kimpton is the bomb. You even get leopard robes which we most definitely take advantage of.

Btw, June is buried under my robe. This is the whole crew minus Mags who was sleeping.