You know you have always wished for one of these.  And now thanks to Itsmybinky you can.

Itsmybinky specializes in personalized pacifiers.  You can get a variety of different things printed on them.  Your child's name which perfect for daycare situations or multiples.  Or pick from a variety of preprinted selections such as Rock Star, Cry Baby; Bad to the Bone. The mute button happens to be my favorite.

They are sold in packs of three for $12. 

I wonder if anyone makes a mute button for teenagers.