Dear Baby Couture Industry,
Stop it. Just stop it. The fact that you can charge $460 for a set of silk crib bedding and call it "Princess Pink" rather than the more informative "Suitable Only For Imaginary Babies" doesn't mean that you should. Custom-made, dry-clean-only crib bedding? I get it; you wanted to see how far you could push the envelope. Congratulations! You did it. Now knock it off.
Love,
Mir
