Behold the unfortunately-named Snookie. "Snookie" translates to "handmade chenille blanket with a cute little pocket" at the Baby Gardener for $34. The pocket is personalized with your child's name so you know who's snookie you are looking at. And inside the pocket is an armless, legless monkey. It's a cute monkey. And it's attacked with rickrack. I love rickrack. I'm naming my next child, Rickrack. At least it's a better name than Snookie.
