Good news! I know exactly what you can get for Paris Hilton once she finally pops out that first baby she's been talking about lately: This lovely matching set from Aristabrat (their tagline: "For the haves and have mores") consisting of rattle, nail clippers, and pacifier. All three are encrusted with Swarovski crystals, proving that you can never be too rich or too over-the-top. And at just $299 for the trio, you'll have plenty of money left over for that gold tooth the baby needs, too.