Perhaps these would have been good for Britney when she was pregnant, you know, so she could look down after popping open her 8th can of Bud Light or dipping her Cheetos in bacon grease and go, "Oh yeah, sheeeet Kevin, I can't have this!  That there is a baby in me, ya'll!" 

(Not to mention Brit's boys have 5 toes on each foot despite the Neanderthal bloodline.)

$42 at Tummy T's.