Japanese gadget store Strapya World has the best unintentionally funny marketing copy ever, as the site's description of its upcoming R2-D2 Soy Sauce Bottle ($18.47 now; ships in December) makes abundantly unclear: "Ever dreamed to go space journy with your R2?? Unfortunately, such a dream can't be true at the moment. But now this tiny R2D2 can serve you Soy Sauce by your one-hand little move." Well, yeah! But if soy-spitting robots aren't your thing, don't worry: You can also fill R2 with Quik to put a Star Wars-style twist on your kids' chocolate milk, or juice up your morning coffee with syrup from a galaxy far, far away.
