You let your kid eat fast food. You are a bad person.
You let your kid eat tasteless, homemade faux-burgers. You are also a bad person.
You
can't make up your mind which side you're on in the food wars and, so,
you skirt around the issue altogether and distract your girl with these
kitschy junk food earrings by Cornyness. You are a clever person. (Hey,
we'll even pretend that's what the "C" stands for.)
$12, Shana Logic.

And to make sure your girl's budding accessory collection has a well-balanced diet, throw in a Happy Fruit necklace by Xenos Designs.
$14 each, Shana Logic.