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Jessica Alba Baby Shower "Gifts"

Posted by moderndaydad

If you haven't heard yet (and if you haven't, then you really should be reading FameCrawler more often), Tyra Banks just threw Jessica Alba a baby shower on her television show (because really, if there's one person who needs free kids stuff, it's the Fantastic Four's Invisible Girl). Apparently the Tyra Show got together with MomLogic.com and came up with a bunch of new products that every new Hollywood mom must have. After the jump I'll list them (along with some of my own snarky comments).

 

 



The Cariboo Classic Bassinet ($359.95) & Cariboo Activity Gym ($159.95). A beautiful, expensive bassinet that she'll use for about six months and then get rid of.

 


Cariboo Puretec Blankets $99.95 - $159.95. A baby blanket for $159.95 doesn't even deserve a comment.

 

 

Lillebaby Euro Tote ($119.95). Baby in a bag! We've been talking about these for a while on Droolicious.

 


Svan High Chair ($249.95). Even at that price, it's hard to make a snide comment about a beautiful high chair. Even though if you so much as cut a piece of pizza on it you'll dramatically reduce the resale value. OK. It wasn't that hard.

 


Svan Scooter ($119.95). For the right age group (i.e. not Jessica's impending infant) this is a really cool product.

 


Svan Bouncer ($119.95) For a hundred and twenty dollars it better take care of the midnight feeding too.

 

 

Yo My Booties Baby Booties ($50). If you can't put your infant in Uggs, super-furry baby shoes are probably the next best thing.

 

 

Yo My Booties Zebra and Cheetah Sweaters ($85). Expensive, but these look pretty cool.

 

 

Yo My Booties Pom Pom Hat ($50). Isn't a baby hat for $50 the definition of conspicuous?

 

 

Valco Baby TriMode All Terrain Stroller ($425) with Infant Bassinet ($150). No comment. I'm a Bugaboo man myself.

 

 

Lautrec Toulouse Diaper Bag ($236), Mommy Chic Diaper Bag ($395) & Femme Chic Diaper Bag ($360). Any one of these would be way too much money, but three? If you're worried about your kid crapping on it, it's time to get a new diaper bag. And if you don't care about your kid crapping on a $395 diaper bag? More power to you.

 

 

Lil Safari Girl Pre-Walker and Lil Dino Boy Pre-Walker Shoes ($34.95). A new Robeez competitor? [Reader Laura correctly points out, Robeez is also owned by Stride Rite, having a virtual baby shoe monopoly. -mdd] I'll have to check them out.

 

 

Sleep Sheep, Sleep Sheep on the Go, Lavender Lab, Baby Sheep Rattle ($6 - $24). Finally. A baby toy.

 

 

Bel Bambini Gift Basket ($500) and Gift Certificate ($1000). Oh. I guess there wasn't enough free crap. Now she can go pick out some more herself.

So there it is. And the grand total of all the free swag Jessica Alba is getting? About $4,861.50 by my calculations.

Check out more about it at Mom Logic.com (including a clip of the show).

Photo of the Tyra Show source: Pagesix


Comments

 

Jennifer said:

This is interesting. I'd love to see you all make a list of things actually necessary (and when to spend big vs when to go budget) for a new baby. As a pregnant woman, I have a vested interest.

February 1, 2008 5:57 PM
 

bookmama said:

You're a bugaboo man, and I'm a svan gal. We have both the bouncy seat and the high chair. The bouncy seat was great while it lasted - it is very portable, looks nice, and is comfy enough for baby to take a nice long nap - but it didn't last terribly long (our girl was sitting up by herself at 5 months). The high chair, though, is worth every freaking penny. It's gorgeous, easy to use, very easy to clean (no crappy cushions for crumbs and stuff to get stuck in, although if you're worried your kid doesn't have enough cushion somehow - I don't know about you but my kid wears diapers - you can buy a cushion), and comes with a plastic tray overlay that snaps on and off so you can whisk it away with ease yet baby can still sit there and play with a toy or eat her pretzel or whatever. Plus, it comes right up to the table when you take the tray off. AND it doesn't make my kitchen look like a daycare. We also have the Phil and Ted's Me Too chair (Jennifer, check it out!) for travel and it's the perfect solution for visiting friends and relatives as well as eating at restaurants. It even folds flat so you can stick it in luggage or a (large-ish) diaper bag.

February 1, 2008 7:10 PM
 

Baby Girl said:

Not a lot of stuff there for over $4,000.00 is there?  I like the Svan high chair and think it's worth the bucks, but I would live in fear of losing the expensive baby booties. I've lost too many booties to pay that kind of money.  

Jan from www.unique-baby-gear-ideas.com

February 1, 2008 7:43 PM
 

Laura said:

Those shoes can't be a competitor if they are made by Stride Rite which owns Robeez now?  

February 2, 2008 11:01 AM
 

anyone said:

interesting u comment on conspicuous and ostentatious baby gear- when u yourself sport a status-symbol bugaboo!!!!!!!

pot calling the kettle.....

February 8, 2008 3:56 PM
 

moderndaydad said:

Wow. You got me there, "anyone". I got the Bugaboo because Madonna had one, not because it was the best stroller out there at the time and I knew I'd be using it almost every day for at least five years.

February 8, 2008 5:35 PM
 

Baby Girl said:

I see anyone's point.  In moderndaydad's defense I would like to say that if your occupation involves commentary on celebrities and the stuff that they use you might find it helpful to try some of the gear out that they are strolling, carrying or even wiping with.  

At one time I made a silk crib set for one of my girls, just because I was called upon to write an article about luxury items and I needed the experience to be able to comment.  Did I actually recommend it after my experience as a bargain or an easy care item?  No, I did not but that's beside the point.  

How can a columnist/blogger make an assessment of whether an expensive stroller is worth the bucks or not if he or she has not used one?  

If you read closely, moderndaydad shared some interesting info between the lines in the statement that the celebrity association was why he got his Bugaboo, not because it was the best...or am I reading too much into that?  

Jan

March 1, 2008 11:23 AM

About moderndaydad

Chris Ford is a raconteur, musician, technophile, accredited sommelier, and modern design-obsessed stay-at-home dad in Las Vegas. He has also recently grown a beard, which he thinks is awesome but his wife thinks is a sign that he's finally cracked. When he's not busy traveling the world looking for cool products for children and parents, you can find him shuttling his two daughters to and from casinos.

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