Hey there, modern parental units. Tired of the kids kicking and screaming when it's time to get out of the tub? Looking for a quick way to unload your devalued U.S. dollars? Incapable of cutting two eyeholes out of an old bath towel? Well, get out the currency converter, Ward and June, and snag yourself one of these "ghost towels" at Lazybone. £23.99 or €47.35 if you're outside of the U.S.; $35.46 if you pay for things in dollars.