
At first, the cloying marketing copy turned me off to Polliwalks' knock-off Croc shoes. Then I thought that perhaps I'd like to revise it to read something like this:
"Once upon a time, children's shoes were taking themselves a bit too seriously, and little feet weren't having any fun. Then one day, a brand named Polliwalks was created. With their colorful animal uppers and patent pending Footprinter bottoms, these little critters were designed to terrify 9 out of 10 children."
They terrify me. No way am I putting my kid's foot into something that has teeth.
A tongue? Okay. A shoe can have a tongue. But it cannot have podiatric dentata. End of story.
Polliwalks Gator shoes, from $36. Find a retailer at Polliwalks.com.
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