Let me present to you the Gucci Baby Shoe. The most expensive baby shoe out there. (If you’re feeling randy, check out the others in my series including What Does a $47,000 Child's Bed Look Like and The Most Expensive Girl’s Dress). This ankle strapped baby shoe (sized 4 to 12 months) is in the classic beige and ebony GG logo fabric. Here are five reasons NOT to buy these.
1. Babies don’t walk.
2. Babies grow quick. They’ll be able to fit into them for like a minute.
3. You should only be allowed to wear Gucci if you can say Gucci.
4. A Gucci baby shoe, is just that, a Gucci baby shoe. You can’t recycle it as a dollie, doll dress, or turn it into a memorial quilt for babies early days. It’s a shoe, that’s it.
5. It costs $245. Need I say more?
