Remember what it felt like to get your driver’s license? How about when you moved out of your parents’ house? Successfully potty training your child feels more liberating than either of those. But before you feel the sweet relief of knowing that the only ass you have to wipe is yours, there will be messes. Inconceivable messes. You will need wipes. An inconceivable number of wipes.
Swap out baby wipes for flushable kids’ wipes, like Cottonelle for Kids. As it turns out, wiping has a learning curve and the moist wipes help avoid huge toilet paper wads and, uh, “striped” underwear. Buy them in bulk: You will need to.
Available (in bulk) at Amazon for $35.99 for a 16-pack (aka 672 wipes).
About Heather Kuldell
Heather Kuldell thinks a day without stepping on her son's tiny, metal cars can be called successful. In addition to protecting sensitive insteps, she blogs, bikes, cooks and attempts to garden. By trade, she has worked for alternative newspapers, magazines and co-edited three collections of journalism called
Best AltWeekly Writing and Design.
