Believe it or not, this is exactly what I looked like the moment I sat down to post about the Muppet Whatnot Workshop, FAO Schwarz' online tool that lets you customize your own real-life Muppet for home delivery.
Admittedly, there are some limitations to how accurately you can Muppet-ize yourself (I'm not actually this handsome, for instance), but the tool is easy enough to use that you could let kids customize whatever sort of Jim Henson-esque doppelganger they like and it'll always look great.
$90 -- customize your own at the Muppet Whatnot Designer, and stick around to use one of the awesome 20% off coupons Sunny just posted about.
