
Remember how cool we thought we were when no long had to stick toothpicks into our actual straight-from-the-ground potato to play Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head Get Married? The plastic potatoes are soooo 1980, honey.
Because now Mrs. Potato Head's got bling.
Covered from head to, well, head, in Swarovski crystals, the Lady Spudiva is also way out of our price range. She runs a cool grand and a half over at Crystal Icing.com (although she's currently 10 percent off! Such a deal!)
So we're hoping this isn't meant FOR kids. Anyone, anyone, Bueller? Because my daughter has a habit of smashing Play-Doh into that big butt flap on the back of her (crystal-free) tuber.
What do you think parents, spectacular or spit up?
Check Out a Potato Head that's more my speed:
Stick it to - and on - Mr. Potato Head