When I was a kid, force fed flavorless health food by well-meaning but misguided parents. Seeing the other kids with their sugar-laced peanut butter and preservative-rich jelly made me green with envy. Now that I’m the responsible one, I try to balance nutrition and flavor in my boy’s lunch, and to protect his brown bag bounty I prefer to make the other kids green with disgust ... food-safe, reusable and recyclable disgust as made possible by Anti-Theft Lunch Bags, LDPE sandwich bags printed with green mold splotches on both sides. Buy a pack of 25 for $9.99 and spoil lil’ thieves fun without actually spoiling any food.
About Heather Kuldell
Heather Kuldell thinks a day without stepping on her son's tiny, metal cars can be called successful. In addition to protecting sensitive insteps, she blogs, bikes, cooks and attempts to garden. By trade, she has worked for alternative newspapers, magazines and co-edited three collections of journalism called
Best AltWeekly Writing and Design.
