
"Thanks for coming to Susie's baby shower, everyone! Please take a baby on your way out. Oh, silly, not a real baby -- one of these bubblegum buddy babies from Blue Bambu! See? It's a giant gumball painstakingly turned into a little baby by hand with royal icing for $3.25 apiece. Isn't that adorable? I mean, sure, royal icing tastes terrible and no one over the age of 8 wants to eat a giant gumball, and actually now that I think about it, popping a baby into your mouth is sort of odd, and yes, you could just keep it as a keepsake, sure, except it's food, so the bugs...? I just, well... oh, just shut up take one."