Adorable hand painted snap crotch t-shirt (more like a shirt than a onesie) that tells it like it is. As much as it may have initially horrified all us book loving parents.
I envision other tshirts: "I cut my own hair" or "I color on walls" or "I never ever sleep" I know those descriptions don't just fit my kids, right?
Available at the etsy shop Norabella for $10. Makes a nice addition to a gift basket for any new parent.