As quoted in the latest issue of Elle Magazine: A source said: "Paris told me, 'I want lots of babies and a more simple life away from the celebrity spotlight. I did a lot of soul-searching about my partying and then I heard Nicole was pregnant and I decided it's time for me to grow up and take responsibility - and the best way to do that is to become a mother.' "
Um, WHAT?
Look, if you don't walk every day before you get a dog, don't get a dog so you'll walk more - it doesn't work. Perhaps her new crisis manager could dress up a small pig and pass it off as a baby - it's not like she'll notice. Tie a small mirror to piggy's face and she'll fall in love. When she gets tired of being Mommy, she can just give the pig away to a farmer the Duggars.
See what Marsha has to say about the matter on Famecrawler.
Hat tip: ParentDish.
