
Pregnancy is hard -- hard on your body, hard on your emotions. Wouldn't it just cheer you right up to wear a t-shirt bearing a slogan where you vow to be just as pretty, just as vapid, just as consumeristic after baby arrives as you used to be before you were pregnant? Of course it would!
PREgo Rules (that's Postpartum Rules Expected) shows the world that you vow to be back at the gym, back at the martini bar, and back in your pretty shoes and bikinis ASAP. Why let a baby get in the way of the important things? (And good luck with the postpartum depression when reality hits and all you have is a $45 t-shirt to help you through it.)
(Feel like gagging over this some more? Check out Kelly's take over at Strollerderby, too.)