
Everyone has That Person: The one who -- while childless -- never fails to gift your child with a drum set or a loud electronic toy every single birthday and Christmas.
Most of the time, That Person goes on to eventually have a child of his own. And when that child is old enough, you'll want to repay the generosity you've always been shown. But you're subtle; you don't want anything big or flashy.
So you'll buy one of these harmonica necklaces for just $7.95. It's only an inch long but plays eight notes. If you're really feeling the love, I suggest including an ice pick which That Person can use to gouge out his own eardrums.