
Into both modern art and worshiping your child? I've got just the thing.
DNA11 creates custom DNA Portraits; all you have to do is pick your color scheme and order the collection kit. One quick swab inside the mouth and you mail it back in and await your masterpiece. It will take DNA11's lab about a month to extract the DNA pattern to a gel, photograph the pattern, and render it in your chosen colors on canvas.
You can go ahead and have Junior's DNA immortalized for solo display, or have up to four patterns done on a single canvas. I have to admit the results are pretty stunning (check out the available gallery). Prices start at $390, though the custom backlit frames start at $790. Good thing you can't put a price on good genetics, huh?