
Ya'll. Check out this Kidsonroof mobile home at Spunky Sprout! Ne'er you mind the sour looks on these young'uns faces, ya'll. This mobile home is easily flattened and made of 100% sturdy cardboard with rounded corners so ya'll don't need to worry about yer goobers gittin' hurt while they play trailer with their rag-babies..
Best thing 'bout it is the price, ya'll. $34 for hours of uninterrupted time where yer young'un's ain't scrappin' so you can lounge in yer fancy lawn chair with yer malt liquor and watch you some Nascar.
Oh it's a home that is mobile and not a mobile home? Dang. I'll go put mah teeth back in and carry on then, all ya'll. Mah 'pologies.