Every child needs a kid-sized vacuum cleaner, right? This 2-in-1 version from Gile Toys really sucks. I mean, it picks stuff up. Both the upright vacuum and the removable dust buster will pick up pieces of paper in addition to making realistic vacuuming sounds.
Of course, at $41.15, you could probably get both a regular hand-held and a lightweight stick-vac, but then the kids might catch on to the fact that you're actually, you know, making them clean.
