In her increasingly contentious divorce battle with Coley Lafoon, Ellen DeGeneres' ex attempted to refute claims that she was a bad parent
to their 5-year old son, Homer. Of his infant days she says, "I held
him close to my body all day, keeping him in a sling around me even
when I was...walking." Amazing! And to think I needed my sherpa to lug my baby behind me when I was moving across the room.
Ms.
Heche details further hardships. "I changed his diapers. I burped him.
I bathed him." Is there no end to the torture this woman has had to
endure? Mr. Lafoon had previously dropped a bombshell of his own,
when he revealed in court papers that Heche often made school lunches
that their son "did not like." Plans are underway for a fund-raising
telethon to undo the injustices running rampant in the Heche-Lafoon
houshold.
And caught in the middle? Their young son, who,
besides having to go through the pain of his parents' divorce will have
to go through his entire life bearing the name Homer Lafoon.
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