Metallica (did you know they've been together since 1981, makes you feel old doesn't it?) has announced the birth of one of their own. Drummer Lars Ulrich and actress Connie Nielsen had a rockin' baby boy, Bryce Thadeus Ulrich-Nielsen on Monday, May 21st,
in San Francisco. Bryce now joins brothers
Layne, Myles, and Sebastian in the sanitarium on the tour bus.
Man, I really wanted to be clever and throw a bunch of Metallica song names and/or lyrics into this post, but the truth is that all of their stuff just sounds so evil. I couldn't do it to the kid, even if he were some kind of monster, which I doubt. Sad, but true.
