Okay, people: THIS is what pregnancy should look like.
Salma Hayek has clearly put on the preggo poundage, and none too little of it in the chest, which looks like the prow of ship, if ships had two prows and were wrapped in silk and could make men and more than a few women weep. You can't buy boobs like that, people. Those are acts of God.
What was I saying? Oh, right. Salma looks glorious. Radiant. Fleshy and healthy and more than a little sexy.
If I'd looked like this when I was pregnant, I would try to be pregnant all the time. Which might get a little uncomfortable, but still. Totally worth it.
