Sky news is spreading the word that single mom/wronged woman/former Spice Girl Mel B. is going to be on the next season of best show ever, Dancing With The Stars, which is should be subtitled "Losing The Baby Weight With At Least One C-Lister Per Season."
Thank God, the producers will have a chance to redeem themselves after allowing That Dirty Whore Heather Mills to represent the UK. Her Bad Mother points out that Mel B. is sorta crazy when it comes to naming the kid, but she shakes a mean booty, the Eddie “Axel Foley Loves Him A Pre-Op Tranny Blowjob” Murphy done me wrong story is pretty compelling, and oh yeah, she has BOTH LEGS.
For the record, Eddie’s being a giant dick, and deserves to be publicly humiliated for sperm ding dong ditching. We'll have to think of a way to pay him back for that - anyone got any suggestions?
