Tom Brady's story was much more interesting when we thought that he had knocked up both ex- girlfriend Bridget Moynahan and current flame Gisele Bundchen, at the same time. By "the same time" I mean the dualing pregnancies, not a fertile threesome. Although that would have given the story the stuff of legends. Apparently those rumors were untrue, and he only dropped the ball once. That's a football reference.
This week Tom has been trying to turn his attention to the field, but guess what the media wants to talk about? You guessed it, the personal crap. Brady is on record as telling the press that the pregnancy was "about him." Under normal circumstancess I would feel for Tom Brady and his STDS (Stupid Things Dudes Say), but seeing as how he left the mother of his child on the sidelines, I have no sympathy.
I wonder if Gisele punched him for that.
