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Lindsay Lohan Will Freakin' Cut You

Posted by Whit Honea

I'll Cut Ya, & I'll Do It for Johnny

Lindsay Lohan, full-time bad girl and part-time actress, is out of control and doesn't want us to forget it.  Recently, just to keep us on our toes, she posed for a series of odd and provocative photos with Vanessa Minillo.  In the pictures, Minillo, girlfriend of Nick Lachey, appears just seconds away from having her neck sliced by a knife and cigarette wielding Lohan.  Either that or they are going to make out.  It could go either way. Lachey could not be contacted for his preference.

The reason for the pictures remains unknown, other than to be posted across the internet.  No evidence toward the cause of their behavior has been found.  My guess? They drank it. One liter of "Evidence" Daniel's.  Of course, that's just my take.


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FameCrawler said:

Shia Labeouf , one of the Hollywood rich kids, is learning from the mistakes of others, namely Lindsay

June 7, 2007 4:52 PM

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Whit Honea is a writer and editor in Los Angeles with two great boys and a wife way out of his league.

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