Dina Lohan, who horrifyingly has her own IMDB page, missed a June 8th court appearance in New York because she had to fly to LA to be at Lindsay's side.
Uh, Dina? Lindsay's publicist confirmed she was in rehab on May 29th. I'm no math genius, but by my count you're eight or nine days late getting to your troubled daughter's side, even allowing for travel time and trouble getting comp'd a first class seat on United. Yes, you are officially the latest in a long line of stage moms who f*ck up your kid in the hot pursuit of fame.
Well, you're famous now. I bet these days there are people who even bring the coke directly to you, and not just for you to pass along to Lindsay. Enjoy it while it lasts, but you might want to get the phone numbers of Teri Shields and Jaid Barrymore. One of these stints in rehab might work for Lindsay and then you will be out on your enabling ass.
