Periodically People or US Magazine or some other "news" source will publish a photo of the increasingly pregnant Julia Roberts. Here she is at 9 months pregnant, about to drop that baby on a street corner. But for some reason her pregnancy, and really her existence, is now met with a collective "Mmmm, that's nice. Hey, look over there, fresh donuts!"
Has America has fallen out of love with our former sweetheart? We just can't get enough of Salma's amazing pair and Bridget Moynahan's situation is endlessly fascinating. It's the first time for both of them, so maybe Julia's just experiencing the Doldrums of the Subsequent Pregnancy where you don't get a baby shower or even a party and the kid's baby book has a lot of blank pages.
Of course, Salma and Bridget are both still famous and appear professionally in public. Unless Julia can come up with something interesting, like the baby daddy is really George Clooney, proving once and for all that he really plays for the home team (Julia counts as home team, doesn't she? She's no gay icon like Madonna, right?) or maybe a hit movie, then she's seconds away from a serious career hiatus.
Plus, I'm sure she's hot and uncomfortable, but man, would it kill her to crack a smile, ever? Maybe that could make us care again. Eh, maybe not.
