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Eat Your Heart Out, Tom Brady: Bridget Moynahan is SMOKIN'

Posted by HerBadMother

bridget moynihan

Bridget Moynahan is, it seems, challenging Salma Hayek for the title of sexiest pregnant lady in Tinseltown. Sure, Salma's got those spectacular boobies - latest reports are that they now have their own time zone - but Bridget's rocking a fresh-scrubbed, glowy-faced look that would make seventeen-year old models raised on goats' milk in former Soviet bloc countries weep. (I'd have said, 'make boyfriend-snatching Brazilian supermodels weep', but we all know that Brazilian glamazons don't cry. They just adjust their thong bikinis and move on.) 

I've said it before and I'll say it again: If I looked this good while pregnant, I'd make sure that I was knocked up all the time. My household would probably start looking a little Duggar Family-ish, sure, but what the hell? I'd be HOT.

 


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Comments

 

Robin said:

Wow, she has collarbones!  I lost my collarbones before my third trimester.  So... jealous....

June 13, 2007 5:54 PM
 

She's amazing said:

LOVE this woman.  Prettiest/sexiest mother-to-be in the COUNTRY.  And she seems so nice. Makes me want to have another too!

Hope she finds a REAL dad soon for her little one.  The sperm donor is a sulking idiot.

June 13, 2007 7:03 PM
 

Justin said:

sorry,but she looks pretty bad without makeup. She is old and it shows.  Everyone hates to pick on a preggo woman, but she tried to trap a man so that makes her pretty disgusting in my book.  Tom Brady could and has done better!

June 13, 2007 7:21 PM
 

Crawl back in your hole said:

Since there is no way objectively that Bridget looks bad (just the opposite - check the blogosphere), you must be some Tom or Gisele groupie being nasty and spreading nasty rumors.  I'm sure Tom's son will appreciate reading your comments about his mom when he gets older! If the sperm donor EVER said something supportive about Bridget, this stuff would stop...so Tom's definitely a jerk here.  A hypocrytical Catholic boy sure to go to hell.

June 13, 2007 7:33 PM
 

Ellen said:

How can anybody say that this pregnant woman is NOT beautiful??  Look at her!!  I wish I looked that good at 8 months pregnant.  The sperm donor is a prick in my book but Bridget does not need him.  Her and the baby will be just fine!  

June 13, 2007 7:37 PM
 

Sam said:

Why do you have to be a Gisele or Tom groupie to think that she doesn't look really amazing? I think she could have looked a lot better had she just worn a bit of makeup.

However, what she did by trying to trap Tom Brady takes away anything that is remotely attractive about her.

June 13, 2007 7:50 PM
 

traps go both ways said:

I guess Sam knows Tom personally since he seems so certain about a trap.  NO ONE is a trapper after three years.  No matter what happened, a pregnancy after a three year loving and intimate realtionship can not be considered a trap.  Unless you also think Tom was trying to "trap"her into being forever childless.  For traps go both ways.  Your remarks are  very anti-women.

June 13, 2007 8:00 PM
 

Not real Men said:

Sam and Justin are definitely from Gisele's camp trying to make Bridget look bad.  They are the same person anyway.  Look at the writing.  I don't think Sam/Justin is a man anyway.  Just a woman trying to act like they are stating a man's opinion.  No decent man worth anything would ever make comments like that about a pregnant lady.  

Bridget is stunning and adorable and the envy of woman everywhere.  She definitely does not look old.  She looks about 25 in this pictures.  She sure puts that sleazy Brazian superslut to shame here.  

June 13, 2007 8:14 PM
 

Sam said:

Actually, I am a woman. My friends call me Sam. My real name is Samantha. She really does look old.

June 13, 2007 9:46 PM
 

she's still amazing said:

How old are you Sam?  And how old do you look?  And it's only the Tom and Gisele juveniles that keep bringing up Bridget's age.  Everyone else in America thinks Bridget looks amazing.  There are very few women of 30 that look as good as her.  So a bit of a disconnect here between reality and these hate-filled posters.

June 13, 2007 10:06 PM
 

Ann said:

Bridget is beautiful.  She does look about 25 years old.  A lot younger looking than the model.  Age doesn't matter anyway, Tom liked her for three years and it didn't seem to bother him.  

June 14, 2007 7:35 AM
 

Beautiful said:

She is absolutely stunning.  I would kill to look like that, especially with little make up.  She has a glow that is amazing.  

June 14, 2007 11:46 AM
 

bbbgmom said:

For those who think she looks "old" - how old are you?  Seriously, she looks "old" if you are, say, fifteen.  And what is "old?"  I guess if 30 is old then, sure, she looks 30-ish.  Are Sam and Justin people who think women should have all their babies before age thirty?

If she's old, I should be dead!  What strange comments.  I think she looks incredible and I have no knowledge or opinion about her as a person at all.

June 14, 2007 2:13 PM
 

FameCrawler said:

Don't try and buy a dime bag off of Mary-Louise Parker. She may play a pot-dealing suburbanite on Weeds

July 9, 2007 10:08 AM
 

Cie said:

OH PLEASE !  

1.  OLD Bridgit would NOT "make 17 year olds raised on goat's milk weep..."  ! (Bridget LOOKS like the MOTHER of a 17 year old ! And could be too)

2. Bridget would NEVER make a gorgeous 10-years-younger-GISELE weep !!  Gisele won out over haggard d-lister Bridget.

3. Gisele did NOT "steal a boyfried..."!  Tom Brady IS MADLY IN LOVE with Gisele ! BRADY RUNS FROM OLD BRIDGET!  NOW-HE IS MARRYING GISELE! YEAAAAAA!

July 11, 2007 9:38 PM
 

Nikki and friends! said:

We honestly think old jobless bitter Bridget is posting here (defending herself). She is seriously pathetic. We do really feel sorry for her though-Brady must really hate her, since he is going to be in Costa Rica during Gisele's birthday July 20! Then, there is their wedding ! We are so happy for the stunning couple! (Bridget never should have tried to trap Brady! She is much older than Tom too. ) Accept it Bridget and go find a job, be happy with your baby, and leave Tom Brady alone. He does not think about you, it appears. Peace !

July 11, 2007 9:48 PM
 

me said:

Bridget is kinda old to have a first baby, her eyes and face look bloated, hope she is ok? (no toxemia?)  Hope she gets work, in the 18  years (of child support) will Brady still have the bucks?  Irish don't age well, Bridget's mother in that commercial looked 80.

July 11, 2007 9:57 PM
 

FameCrawler said:

See Tom Brady likes kids! Today is Tom's 30th birthday, and rather than cheapen it with talk of this

August 3, 2007 3:37 PM

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