Yeesh. The lap is bad enough. I hope she put some saran wrap or a piece of newspaper down before she sat on Peter André. Oil stains -- from streaky spray tan stuff, what did you think I meant? -- are so hard to get out of shiny cheap suit fabric.
For those of you who are unfamiliar with Miss Katie Price (aka "Everyone"), I heartily recommend her wikipedia entry. She's fascinating! Details include:
Sex: uh, see above. Titillation: her cat fight with clone Jodie, well documented by the brilliant ladies at Go Fug Yourself. Tragedy: a son was born blind and she had finger cancer. Politics: she ran for office on a free boob jobs platform. True Love: Well, ahem, several gentlemen, but most recently Peter André (apparently he sings), whom she met on "I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here!" She was even in the 2005 Eurovision Song Contest, where she appeared heavily pregnant in a skintight pink jump suit. And that's just skimming the surface! Who knew she had so much depth?
One thing's for sure. These two are no competition for the gene pool of Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubrey. And they can forget the college fund. The little girl they're expecting will need money for therapy, plastic surgery, hair extensions and more therapy.
