Okay, not the hot pants, or the high heeled white sneakers. But squint a little at her hair and the baseball starter jacket. She has the beginnings of an Irish Menopause, the official haircut of white Moms of a Certain Age across America. It's up short in the back, and the bangs are longish to make it more feminine, and over time it gets shorter and more like a ducktail. Really it's the same haircut you'd give a little boy. This is what comes after the Mom Shag recently sported by Katie Holmes.
And then the Dodgers jacket. How many Moms throw on a kid's team jacket on the way out the door to pick up the other one at practice? Then she stands on the sidelines, pointing and yelling at Junior to Hurry up! Sound familiar? You know you've done it.
Posh is still Posh with the spray tan gun set to "stun," and what there is of her ass hanging out of her shorts and that pubby English accent. She's a far cry from midwest suburbia, but this is a clear first step from Mum to Mom. Welcome to America, Vicky!
Photo: US Weekly
