
The Beckhams and the Cruises had a little family outing together on Saturday, joining forces to cheer on David Beckham at the final Spanish league game of the season.
There are a great many jokes that one could make about Scientology and matching haircuts and Tom's three-piece suit (not, I think it's safe to say, standard wardrobe for sporting events) and the fact that each of them looks like they'd rather be purging Thetans than attending a soccer game, but aren't we all getting a little sick of making fun of Posh and TomKat?
No?
Okay then. I'll ask this: if you swapped outfits between Tom and Katie - put the pouffy-sleeved dress on him and the ugly three-piece suit on her - don't you think that it would look like he and she had just swapped places? Everyone jokes that Katie is looking more and more like Posh (who is herself, it seems, trying to look like her husband), but I think that she's looking more and more like Tom. That, or Tom is looking more and more like her.
I'm not judging. Just pointing my fingers and laughing.