Oh no, not that kind of convictions, like Paris or Nicole. The other kind, like being holier than thou and aggressively vegan and wan. It's Gwyneth, silly, not someone cool or hip. She doesn't drink or do anything that could get her convicted of a crime. Or you know, happy.
She's hobbling out of some kind of salon. I hope to GOD it's nails, not hair. If she looks like that after a hair appointment, we need to invent a new low on the Frump-o-meter for whatever she looked like before.
At least she got an afternoon out. Do you suppose Chris is at home, feeding organic fruit leather to Apple and Moses, counting the minutes until she returns and they can do their afternoon sun salutations as a family?
Get well soon, Gwyneth! Everyone is counting the seconds until your next Sliding Doors. We miss your fake English accent. It's so much better than Madonna's.
