Michael Lohan continued his battle in court yesterday with crazy party chick Dina Lohan over parental visitation rights. Hard to believe, but the fight wasn't about either of them trying to shuck parental duties so that they could go out drinking with Lindsay's friends who aren't in rehab.
Surprisingly, Michael's got a soft spot for his offspring and is trying to visit them more. The court suggested a solution that might allow Michael to to visit
with his children through a process called "therapeutic
reunification."
I don't know what the hell that is, but it sounds like some sort of religious thing that probably involves a hot tub, alien intervention and a full-body (drug-free) rubdown from John Travolta. Good luck, Michael.
