Oh, Keri Russell, how I've missed you!  I've been waiting for you to segue from respectable-coming-of-age-TV-drama-star to respectable-quirky-reasonably-talented-film-star, a la Katie Holmes... except, you know, with talent.  And then, voila!  You burst back on to the scene with the sweetly quirky film Waitress, got knocked up, and suddenly you're hot again, as only a momlebrity can be.

Three weeks after giving birth to baby River, you've been spotted all over New York, at pubs, at the beach, and schlepping your laundry across town, looking hotter than the NYC sidewalk on a hot summer day, which just proves my theory: Stars - They're NOT Just Like Us.  Who looks like this less than a month postpartum - fit, fabulous, and back in pre-baby clothes?  Not us.  What new mother is so damned cheerful and competent?  Not us.  Who buys a $350 sling?  Not us!  Well, not most of us. 

Girl - what is your secret?  Cuz seriously, we got to get us some of that.  Do tell.