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Don't Let Them Breed! Kate Moss and That Crazy Junkie

Posted by BadKitty


Jessica over at Go Fug Yourself posted this picture of Kate Moss and Pete FilthyHighSlurringMusician Doherty at the muddy delight that is the Glastonbury Festival. I totally agree with Jessica that Kate's fairy dust makes PVC high-heeled chaps look practical and desirable. Even in the mud. Standing next to that creature.

Still, I must reel us in from this fashion fantasy island to issue a public service plea. Good people! Find, kidnap and forcibly sterilize both of them. Do it tonight. They're clearly too f***'d up to fight back or remember anything, including the procedure, so don't worry about that. Worry about them somehow fumbling through the act and Kate getting pregnant again. Check out these pictures of Kate with her daughter Lila Grace, from last April. Kate: high as...well, high as Pete. Lila Grace? OLD. Waaay old, beyond her years. Sad old.

Babyshambles is more than the name of Pete's band, it's a promise. And a threat!

Photo credit: Go Fug Yourself 


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