Remember Bennifer? Those days when Jennifer Lopez would parade Ben around, all primped and greased like her very own ventriloquist dummy?
Don't get me wrong - I like my Jenny from the Block. But I don't think I could have taken one more shot of her and Ben mugging from the front seat of their Bentley, looking like fake rappers on their way to buy a casino. I was waiting for Ben to get a grill and change his name to B-Diddy.
Thank goodness Jennifer Garner came around and took away Ben's fake gangsta outfits, his pinkie rings and his Brylcreem.
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