
Johnny Knoxville, that is. The star of MTV's Jackass filed papers yesterday in Los Angeles to end his nearly twelve-year marriage to wife Melanie and is seeking joint custody of their eleven-year old daughter Madison.
Knoxville (real name Philip John Clapp - who knew?) is citing that standby Hollywood excuse, "irreconcilable differences" for the breakup. In this case, I'd really like to know what the reason was. Did he try to coax daughter Madison to skateboard off the roof blindfolded? Did his wife decide she'd taken him to the ER for the last time after he let someone pound his balls with a meat tenderizer?
Fess up, Mr. Clapp!